You are the last hope for the hostages. The kidnapper, "The Shadow King", demands a million dollars, a lifetime supply of nachos, and a guaranteed spot on the couch for the next three Super Bowls. The clock is ticking, and the situation is dire.
Option 2: The Hardline - You try to reason with The Shadow King, but he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Option 3: The High-Stakes High-Wire Act - You decide to take a risk and try to sneak past The Shadow King's goons.
Option 4: The Unconventional Approach - You attempt to distract The Shadow King with an endless loop of dad jokes.
What will it be, negotiator? The clock is ticking...