Our Murk Technique is a time-tested method of creating an unshakeable sense of unease in your neighbours. It's a delicate balance of subtle intimidation and calculated awkwardness.
Step 1: Start by standing on your porch, staring intensely at the house across the street, and making sure your arms are crossed.
Step 2: Take a few slow, deliberate steps towards the neighbouring property, making sure to make eye contact with anyone who dares to look back.
Step 3: Repeat step 1 and step 2, increasing the intensity of your stare each time, until your neighbours are either moved to tears or have called the authorities.
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Disclaimer: Our Murk Technique may not be suitable for everyone. Side effects may include feelings of guilt, anxiety, or the occasional restraining order.