Case #12345
Neighbourhood Watch Sock Puppet Registry
Complaint filed by Mrs. Whiskerface regarding suspicious sock puppet activities in the Jenkins' residence.
Accused: 42, 345 Maple St.
Accused Sock Puppet Name: "Sassy McSockserson"
Evidence: A trail of glitter leading from the Jenkins' backyard to the Smith's backyard, a suspiciously high concentration of fibre-optic strands, and a cryptic message scrawled on the Jenkins' kitchen wall: "I'm watching you!"
Investigating Officer: Agent Thompson, Badge #42
Case Closed: Not Yet
Next Steps: Further investigation, possible stakeout of the Jenkins' residence.