Register your neighbourhood's most notorious sock puppets for a small fee of only 5 dollars.
Our database currently lists 42 known sock puppets in the area.
Warning: Do not approach any of these sock puppets as they may be hostile or have an affinity for your favourite snacks.
Our registry is not responsible for any property damage or emotional trauma caused by these rogue sock puppets.
Visit our Sock Puppet Surgery page to get your sock puppet treated for its issues.