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Sock Puppet Surgery

Warning: Sock Puppet Surgery is for serious cases only. Please be aware that our highly trained team of expert sock puppets will perform minor to major surgery on your favourite footwear.

Disclaimer: Our prices are subject to change depending on the number of loose threads involved. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Surgical Team

Our team of expert sock puppets have undergone rigorous training in the art of sock puppet surgery.

• Dr. Socky McSocks
• Dr. Squeaky McSocks
• Dr. Fuzzy McSocks

Don't let your newly operated sock puppet suffer. Follow our aftercare instructions for the best possible outcome.

Aftercare Instructions

• Do not submerge in water for at least 24 hours.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Treat with gentle soap and warm water.

Follow these instructions carefully, or risk a lifetime of sock puppet trauma.

Sock Puppet Recovery

Recover with us and get your sock puppet back to normal.

• Take it easy, don't rush the process.
• Avoid strenuous activity for at least 2 weeks.

Don't forget to schedule follow-up appointments for your sock puppet's continued care.