Weekly Schedule for the Concerned Citizen

Stay informed, stay vigilant, stay caffeinated

Monday: The Night of the Unidentified Noises

Reports of strange noises coming from the Johnson's house have been flooding our hotline. Investigation is ongoing.

Tuesday: The Great Lawnmower Debate

Wednesday: The Mystery of the Missing Mail

Thursday: The Great Parking Lot Conundrum

Friday: The Weekend Weather Forecast (or Not)

Get ready for a weekend of unpredictable weather! Our crack team of meteorologists (okay, it's Bob from next door) predict...