Another week, another case of missing mail. It seems that Mrs. Johnson's favourite gardening gloves have been pilfered once again. The neighbourhood is on high alert, with many suspecting foul play.
The investigation is ongoing, but sources close to the Watch suggest that a suspicious character has been seen lurking about, wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses.
We go live to our resident expert, Mr. Jenkins, for his thoughts on the matter:
"I've seen it before, folks. It's a classic case of mail-napping. I've got my eyes on the usual suspects: the Smiths, the Joneses, and of course, the notorious 'Glove Thief' who's been terrorizing our neighbourhood for months."
For more on this developing story, visit our Glove Thief Profile or our Mailing List for updates and theories.
And remember, if you see anything suspicious, don't hesitate to contact us at Neighbourhood Watch Headquarters.