Breaking News: George W. Bush has been sued for his plethora of bad jokes.
According to court documents, Bush's jokes have been deemed "offensive to all living things with a pulse."
The plaintiff, a local florist, was particularly offended by Bush's "Why did the chicken cross the road?" routine.
Bush's lawyer claims it was just a joke and that "even the most basic understanding of humor would know this was a joke."
But the florist remains unconvinced, "I mean, who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a road? Sounds like a real laugh riot."
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?This is just a sampling of the 47,000+ jokes Bush has been accused of telling.
- Why do we love the Punder Bush?
- What do you call a group of cows in a tuxedo?
- What do you call a bear with no eyes, nose, or teeth?