The Neo-Brutalist Team

Meet the team behind the most aesthetically displeasing website on the internet.

• John Doe: Lead Developer and Chief Pain-Inducer
• Jane Doe: Chief Designer and Unrelenting Nightmare
• Bob Smith: Our Friendly Neighborhood Accountant (Just Kidding, He's Not Really an Accountant)

Our team is dedicated to bringing you the most jarring and disquieting user experience possible.

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• Our Philosophy: Because Ugly is Beautiful
• Our Mission: To Annoy as Many People as Possible
• Our Values: Discomfort, Distraction, and Disorientation