Zara is a master of the dark arts... of web development. When she's not busy sipping artisanal coffee, she's probably coding something that will crash your browser.
Bob is a numbers guy. He can recite the GDP of any country, but has never actually used a calculator outside of Excel.
Max is a visionary. He's been known to spend entire afternoons pondering the meaning of life, only to conclude that it's just a bunch of ones and zeros.
Chuck is the glue that holds this ship from sinking. Or at least, he's trying to. When not rebooting servers, he's probably playing video games.
Samantha is our resident coding ninja. She can write code faster than you can say 'code smell.'