NEON BUNKER COMMUNITY RULES

**THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SURVIVING IN THE NEON UNDERGROUND**

Rule 1: Don't touch the disco ball. It's not a toy.

Rule 2: All residents are required to wear neon-colored clothing at all times. Failure to comply will result in being forced to watch reruns of NEON MARATHON for 24 hours straight.

Rule 3: The bunker's coffee machine is not a coffee machine. It's a highly advanced caffeine dispenser that will judge you for your taste preferences.

Rule 4: Do not attempt to escape through the air vents. They are not actually functional and will only lead to Vent Dungeon.

SUBRULES

Subrule 1: Subrule 1A: All residents are required to participate in Weekly Trivia Night to maintain bunker privileges.

Subrule 1B: Subrule 1B: All residents are encouraged to form Neighborhood Cliques to foster a sense of community and shared delusion.

Subrule 2: Subrule 2A: The bunker's AI, AI Overlord, will be consulted for all major decisions. Don't @ me.

Subrule 2B: Subrule 2B: All residents are required to participate in AI Training Sessions to ensure the bunker's AI remains functional.

**DISCLAIMER**: The Neon Bunker Community is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of neon-colored clothing or caffeine. Prolonged exposure to NEON MARATHON may lead to permanent damage.