Welcome to the Platinum Tier Subscription

Congratulations, you're now part of the most exclusive club in the Neon Bunker Community! With the Platinum Tier, you'll enjoy:

• Unlimited access to our secret underground bunker's finest virtual reality simulations.
• A personalized, 24/7 concierge service from our team of highly trained, heavily armed butlers.
• A complimentary, hand-delivered supply of emergency snacks and beverages.
• A special, platinum-tier-only Discord channel for discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Disclaimer: Please note that our platinum tier subscription is not actually a real thing, and you're probably not actually a part of it either. But wouldn't it be fun if you were?

Or maybe you'd like to try to escape the bunker's bureaucracy instead?