Doomsday Prep 101

Step 1: Stockpile emergency supplies, including but not limited to:

• 1,000 pairs of neon-colored sweatpants
• 500 gallons of neon-lime-flavored soda
• 1000 packets of emergency cat food

Step 2: Construct an impenetrable bunker, complete with:

• 10 layers of steel doors
• 1000 feet of razor wire
• 500 pounds of C4 explosives

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