Bunker Policies

Welcome, Bunker Dwellers, to our underground fortress of solitude!

Here are the Terms of Service for our cozy, cramped living quarters:

• Article 1: All residents are required to wear a minimum of 3 layers of clothing at all times.
• Article 2: All food must be consumed through a straw, and all liquids must be sipped from a sippy cup.
• Article 3: No talking to the outside world is allowed, unless it's about the weather.
• Article 4: All residents are required to participate in daily 10-minute sessions of "Bunker Fitness" which includes but is not limited to: burpees, jumping jacks, and the Macarena.