What is the point of this guide?
This guide is for the discerning individual who wishes to build their very own Neon Bunker, the most stylish and secure underground hideaway in the city.
A: The ideal size is completely dependent on your personal preferences and the number of times you plan on having to evacuate during a zombie apocalypse. We recommend a minimum of 10,000 sq ft, but let's be real, you'll probably just need 1,000 sq ft and a good lawyer.
Learn more about size mattersA: You'll want to invest in a reliable HVAC system, some good ol' fashioned ductwork, and maybe a few strategically placed fans. Oh, and don't forget the important stuff: a good ventilation system, a backup power source, and a reliable supply of snacks.
Learn more about apocalypse air conditioningA: Ah, the neon lights! They're not just for looks, my friend. They're also for signaling out the zombies with a bright, flashing light that says, "Hey, come and get me! I'm over here, waiting for you!" No, seriously, they're just really cool and add ambiance.
Learn more about neon lightsDisclaimer: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Don't actually build a bunker. Or do. We won't judge you.