Office Hours Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do you get a meeting with the boss?

A: You don't. Just stand in front of the door and make sad, pleading eyes at it until it relents. It's science.

Also, bring donuts.

A: It's just a stapler. Don't touch it.

Don't even think about it.

A: If you're on the clock, no. You're on a timer. Don't make us come get you.