Forearm Gripping Techniques for the Uncoordinated and the Unwilling

Warning: Do not attempt these methods unless you want to end up with a mangled arm or a lifetime supply of ice packs.

Technique 1: The Claw

Also known as the 'I'm-a-crazy-person' grip, this involves curling your fingers into a tight fist and grasping the object with a death-grip.

Next Technique: The Pincher

Remember, practice makes a better chance of hurting yourself.

Technique 2: The Pincher

Similar to the claw, but with a more... delicate touch.

Next Technique: The Hook

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Technique 3: The Hook

Where the claw and the pincher meet to form a lovechild of pain and regret.

Next Technique: The Sledge

For when you want to really go big or go home.

Note: This content is entirely fictional and for the sake of humor. Please do not try to learn or practice any of these techniques without proper training, as they are not actual or safe methods for throwing objects.