OUR SECRET RECIPE FOR ULTIMATE SNACK SUCCESS
It's a little-known fact that the key to a life of snack-filled happiness lies in the ratio of precisely 3:2:1 of Cheetos to Doritos to Cucumber slices.
Step 1: Gather ingredients:
- 1 1/2 bags of Cheetos
- 3 1/2 bags of Doritos
- 1 dozen Cucumbers (any variety, but firm, please)
Step 2: Prepare the snack mixture:
- Crunch the Cheetos into 3-inch chunks
- Mix with Doritos until you've reached a 3:2:1 ratio
- Add the Cucumbers, sliced into 1-inch pieces