Envy (Envy of the Green
Envy, the original hipster. You know, the guy who has everything, but still finds ways to complain about what he doesn't have. "Ugh, I wish I had a better lawn," he says, while sipping on a $10 latte.
Envy, the original hipster. You know, the guy who has everything, but still finds ways to complain about what he doesn't have. "Ugh, I wish I had a better lawn," he says, while sipping on a $10 latte.
Wrath, the rage-filled cousin of Envy. He's always angry about something. "This line at the grocery store is ridiculous!" "This traffic is a disaster!" "This price of avocados is an outrage!"
Gluttony, the gluttonous king of consumption. He's always eating, drinking, and buying stuff. "I need more stuff!" "I need it all!" "I'll just have one more donut, I swear."
Sloth, the ultimate couch warrior. He's always finding new ways to avoid work. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy," he says, while binge-watching cat videos on his phone.
Pride, the queen of self-righteousness. She's always telling everyone what they're doing wrong. "You should do it my way," she says, while wearing her "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
Lust, the prince of desire. He's always chasing after something. "I'll just have one more cookie," he says, while eyeing up the neighbor's wife.
Greed, the king of material possessions. He's always accumulating more stuff. "I need more stuff!" he says, while surrounded by 10-foot-tall piles of junk.
Hubris, the prince of overconfidence. He's always thinking he can do it all. "I can totally do that!" he says, while standing on the edge of a cliff, looking down.