Our prophets of Social Media

Because you can never have too much truth.

The 7 Deadly Sins of Social Media

  1. Envy
  2. Jealousy
  3. Anger
  4. Sloth
  5. Greed
  6. Pride
  7. Wastefulness

We're not saying you're guilty, we're just saying...

Our Social Media Prophets

  1. Our Prophet of Envy

    Envy, Esmeralda

  2. Our Prophet of Jealousy

    Jealousy, Jabari

  3. Our Prophet of Anger

    Anger, Azrael

  4. Our Prophet of Sloth

    Sloth, Sally

    She's not really a prophet, but she'll get by.

  5. Our Prophet of Greed

    Greed, Gideon

  6. Our Prophet of Pride

    Pride, Percy

  7. Our Prophet of Wastefulness

    Wastefulness, Wendy

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