The Recipe for Destruction
Warning: This recipe may lead to chaos, anarchy, and spontaneous combustion.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Anarchy-Infused Chaos
- 2 cups Unrelenting Rage
- 3 cups Unbridled Entropy
- 1 tablespoon Discordant Whispers
- 1/2 teaspoon Global Pandemonium
- 1/4 teaspoon Unpredictable Outcomes
Instructions:
- Mix Anarchy-Infused Chaos and Unrelenting Rage in a large bowl until well combined.
- Gradually add Unbridled Entropy and stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 times.
- Pour in Discordant Whispers and fold in Unpredictable Outcomes until a smooth, creamy texture is achieved.
- ประกประก์ Serve hot, garnished with a side of Global Pandemonium.
Optional but highly recommended:ประก Serve with a side of Mind-Erasing Mayo for an added layer of cognitive dissonance.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Breaking News, Social Unraveling, and Irreversible Damage.
This recipe has been known to cause Prophets of Doom to appear in your kitchen, seeking to warn you of the impending destruction.
Panacea is available in the event of an emergency.