DEAR OVERSTAYER, YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE.
You've been occupying our space for an unacceptable amount of time.
It seems you've grown quite comfortable in our presence, but let's be real, we're not your family.
We're not here to coddle you or make excuses for your inexcusable behavior. You're a guest, and it's time you guested your way out.
Please take a moment to collect your belongings, if you must. We won't be responsible for any items you forget.
Don't bother reaching out to us with excuses or complaints. We'll not be swayed. It's time to go, already.
As you leave, take a moment to reflect on your actions. We really did try to make you feel welcome.
But now, it's time to face the music.
Yours sincerely,
Management