Ingredients:
- 3 causally-linked chicken breasts
- 2 tablespoons of quantum probability cream
- 1 tablespoon of locally-determined olive oil
- 1 teaspoon of globally-entangled fajita spice
Instructions:
- Multiply the chicken breasts while simultaneously dividing them into three equal parts
- Apply the quantum probability cream to the chicken while whispering 'maybe' in its ear
- Heat the locally-determined olive oil in a pan while pondering Schrodinger's cat
- Add the globally-entangled fajita spice and stir counterclockwise for 7 times, then clockwise for 3 times