Temporal Slingshot Syndrome: A Study on the Art of Time Traveling
Temporal Slingshot Syndrome is a rare condition where the sufferer becomes fixated on the past, present, and future, often resulting in a state of perpetual motion sickness.
Causes:
- Overexposure to temporal radiation
- Unbalanced diet of chrono-displaced food
- Excessive use of time travel devices
Symptoms:
- Time dilation (ability to see the past, present, and future)
- Disconnection from reality
- Uncontrollable urge to visit 1985
Diagnosis:
- Consult a licensed temporal therapist
- Perform a series of temporal memory scans
- Administer a time-reality test (T-Rex)
Treatment Options
Case Studies
Frequently Asked Questions