Welcome, New Initiate

You've been chosen for your exceptional taste in chaos and anarchy!

Join us in our underground bunker, where the coffee flows like lava and the only law is the law of the land.

As a member of our cult, you'll have access to:

Unlimited free time to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence
Free use of our extensive collection of old computer equipment
Regularly scheduled group therapy sessions with our certified, yet completely unlicensed, therapists
A 20% discount on all merchandise, including but not limited to: glow-in-the-dark robes, "I'm with stupid" t-shirts, and our signature brand of artisanal, small-batch, radioactive water

But wait, there's more!

Sign up now and receive a free copy of our exclusive, members-only guide to the meaning of life: "The 7 Habits of Highly Dysfunctional People."

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Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Create your own cult! (Disclaimer: results not guaranteed, side effects may include: loss of friends, family, and all sense of purpose.)

FAQ for more information, or just ask your cult leader (that's us, by the way).

Please note thatประก our cult is not responsible for your sanity, your soul, or your Netflix subscription status. Join at your own risk!

Thanks for joining, friend! May our brand of madness consume you!