Article 1.1: The universe is a meaningless void, and we're just floating on a rock in space.
Article 1.2: Life is inherently ridiculous, and we should all be laughing about it constantly.
Article 1.3: The only constant in life is change, except for Tuesdays, which are always terrible.
Article 2.1: The most effective way to solve problems is to pretend they don't exist.
Article 2.2: The best way to achieve greatness is to do nothing at all.
Article 2.3: The art of doing nothing is a skill that requires years of practice.
Article 3.1: Wear a bright pink shirt every day, even on Tuesdays.
Article 3.2: Eat only food that's been sitting in the fridge for exactly 3 days.
Article 3.3: Take a 3-hour nap every afternoon, without fail.
Article 4.1: Robots will soon be able to do our jobs for us, but they'll just do it worse.
Article 4.2: Space travel will become the norm, but only for the rich and famous.
Article 4.3: The meaninglessness of life will be solved by a giant, floating toaster in space.
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