Where the absurd and the bureaucratic collide.
Here, you can register your most creative and outlandish penalties, and we'll help you catalog them with flair.
Submit your most ridiculous, most creative, and most utterly useless penalties here:
A list of all the penalties we've collected so far:
Questions? We have answers (mostly not):
Disclaimer-y stuff:
This site and its contents are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
By using this site, you agree to not actually try any of the penalties listed here.
Or do you?