Welcome, fellow utopians, to our esteemed publication, The Utopian Gazette! In this series, we distill the essence of the perfect society into 10 fundamental principles. Buckle up!
A government of the people, by the people, for the people. Or rather, a government of robots, by robots, for robots.
It's not utopian without the free pizza. Trust us, it's a fundamental human right.
Who needs socks, anyway? Just think of all the resources we could save!
No more buffering, no more throttling. The internet is our god, and we shall worship it.
We'll give you all the hugs you need. Because, you know, love is the answer.
Who needs meetings, anyway? We'll just send emails, or, you know, carrier pigeons.
Because, let's face it, the perfect society is one that values rest and relaxation.
Our citizens' arteries will thank us. Or not.
We'll never get bored again! Or, you know, we'll just watch cat videos all day.
Because, you know, that's the real goal of utopian society: perpetual joy and contentment.