The Fold: A Technique of Utter Devastation

Also known as "The Unfold," or "The Reverse Fold," this is a delicate dance of desperation, where one attempts to fold a slice of pizza while simultaneously devouring the very fabric of reality.

Step 1: Hold the slice at a 45-degree angle, as if daring the universe to defy your will.

Step 2: Apply gentle pressure, coaxing the cheese and sauce to submit to your whims.

Step 3: As the slice begins to fold, the very fabric of space-time starts to unravel.

And then, it's just you, the pizza, and the abyss of nothingness.

Laundry Fold: When the Fold is so intense, it starts to wash away your memories.

Tear-Folding: When your emotions get the best of you, and the cheese starts to bleed.

Quantum Fold: When the pizza becomes sentient, and starts to fold itself, but not really.