Planck Time Delays - The Official Waiting Page
Welcome to the Planck Time Delays, the most efficient way to procrastinate in the multiverse.
You have reached the 4th dimension, where time is relative, but our delays are absolute.
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Or, you know, just take a nap. It's not like time is passing or anything.