You're experiencing the polka dot overload, a phenomenon where the universe's fabric is woven with an excessive amount of polka dots. It's a real condition, we swear.
Consult a Dot-ctor to diagnose your condition Learn about the symptoms of Polka Dot OverloadWe're still trying to understand the fundamental forces behind Polka Dot Overload, but our best guess is that it's caused by an imbalance in the dot-to-no-dot ratio of the universe.
Dive deeper into the world of Dot-astrophysics Explore the paradoxical nature of polka dotsPolka dots have been a staple of human culture for centuries, from traditional Polish folk art to modern-day polka-dot-covered Instagram selfies.
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