When the skies grow dark and the sirens start blaring, don't panic! Follow these expert tips to navigate the treacherous landscape of a Twisty Tornado:
1. Seek shelter immediately, but only if it's a nice, sturdy shed. Those cardboard boxes won't cut it.
2. Hold on for dear life, but don't get too attached to your hairpiece.
3. Ride out the storm with a good supply of snacks and a fully charged phone.
5. After the storm, inspect for damage and repair any broken items with duct tape and prayer.
Stay safe, stay sane, and remember: when in doubt, just pretend it's a really intense windsock!
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