Twisty Tornado Tips

Survival Guide for the Daring and the Damned

When the skies grow dark and the sirens start blaring, don't panic! Follow these expert tips to navigate the treacherous landscape of a Twisty Tornado:

1. Seek shelter immediately, but only if it's a nice, sturdy shed. Those cardboard boxes won't cut it.

2. Hold on for dear life, but don't get too attached to your hairpiece.

3. Ride out the storm with a good supply of snacks and a fully charged phone.

4. Prepare for debris by securing all loose objects, including that one weird cousin you haven't seen since high school.

5. After the storm, inspect for damage and repair any broken items with duct tape and prayer.

Stay safe, stay sane, and remember: when in doubt, just pretend it's a really intense windsock!

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