This week, Aries will be involved in a high-stakes game of "Dress-up Box" with their coworkers. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Unless you're wearing last week's socks. Then, run for cover.
Taurus will finally find their lost keys, but only after they've spent an entire day digging through their neighbor's trash cans. Good job, Taurus! You're a real treasure hunter.
Leo will be asked to "present" at the company meeting, but only if they can do it while riding a unicycle. Good luck with that, Leo. You're going to need it.
Virgo will finally finish their never-ending project, but only after they've rewritten the code 12 times because, let's face it, the first 11 times were clearly wrong.
Libra will be asked to be on a "cool" podcast, but only if they can do it while wearing a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses and a fedora. You're a real hipster, Libra.
Scorpio will get a parking ticket, because, let's face it, they're just that kind of person. Good luck with that, Scorpio. May the parking gods have mercy on you.
Sagittarius will spend an entire day arguing with their neighbor over a garden gnome. Good luck with that, Sagittarius. You're going to need it.
Capricorn will finally get that promotion, but only after they've spent 3 hours perfecting their "I'm-a-boss" face in the mirror. You're a real pro, Capricorn.
Aquarius will get their first tattoo of a chicken riding a unicorn. No, seriously, they will. You're a real free spirit, Aquarius.