Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Extreme Procrastination Mode

For when you just can't even.

• 1. Turn your browser into a cat video streaming service: Furry Frenzies
• 2. Create an endless loop of ASMR rainforest sounds: Soothing Sounds
• 3. Craft a custom "To-Do" list that never gets done: Infinite Tasks
• 4. Develop an addiction to a new hobby: Dragon Dance Frenzy

Procrastination Hacks for the Truly Desperate

When all else fails, try the nuclear option:

• 1. Call in sick to your own life: The Fakeout
• 2. Create a support system of inanimate objects: Talking to Things