Technique #3: The Art of Pretending to Be Busy
Also known as "The Sudden Onset of Productivity"
Step 1: Create a to-do list that is 90% irrelevant tasks
Step 2: Spend 4 hours researching the most obscure details of the least important task
Step 3: Take an unscheduled break to reorganize your desk for the 4th time this week
Step 4: Claim you're "recharging your creative batteries" when you're really just scrolling through cat videos
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you've successfully avoided actual productivity
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Technique #4: The Power of Multitasking Technique #5: The Art of Procrastination through Distraction Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers)