Advanced Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

So you've mastered the basics of procrastination? Congratulations! Now it's time to take your skills to the next level with these advanced techniques:

Technique 1: Extreme Distraction

Find a random cat video on YouTube and watch it on repeat while simultaneously browsing Reddit for cat memes.

Technique 2: The Art of Micro-Tasking

Break down your task into tiny, tiny steps and spend 10 minutes on each step before taking a 30-minute break to check Twitter.