MicroTasker: The Art of Doing Nothing

Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you yearn for the freedom to do nothing at all? Look no further than MicroTasker, the ultimate procrastination hack for the ambitious.

With MicroTasker, you can break down even the smallest tasks into an endless series of tiny, insurmountable hurdles. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with more procrastination and less adventuring.

• Take a 30-minute break for every 10 minutes of actual work done.
• Write 10 pages of notes for every 1 page of actual notes written.
• Research a new type of coffee mug to buy for every 5 minutes spent on actual research.
• Create a to-do list for every 5 minutes spent on actual to-do lists.
• Watch 10 cat videos for every 1 minute spent on actual work.
• Make a new friend for every 1 friend you already have.

Advanced Techniques

• Deep-Tasking: The Art of Focusing on Something Else Entirely
• Task-Swapping: The Science of Replacing One Task with Another
• Procrastination Looping: The Infinite Loop of Productivity Avoidance