Deep-Tasking

For those who want to get things done, but don't.

Technique

Advanced Procrastination Hacks

• Extreme Task Delegation Delegate your tasks to others, but make sure they know you're doing it for them.
• Task Substitution Replace tasks with ones that are more fun, like playing video games or browsing memes.
• Time Dilation Make time pass slower by staring at clocks and watching paint dry.
• Task Displacement Move your task list to someone else's desk, and blame them for not doing it.