Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

What is Advanced Task Stacking?

Advanced Task Stacking is the pinnacle of procrastination techniques. It's the art of taking multiple tasks, and stacking them on top of each other like a tower of Jenga blocks. The key is to create an unbalanced tower that's guaranteed to collapse under its own gravity.

Step 1: Identify Your Triggers

Before you can start stacking, you need to know what triggers your procrastination. Is it social media? Email? A certain type of snack? Identify your weaknesses, and be prepared to face them head-on.

1. Task 1: Binge-watching cat videos on YouTube
2. Task 2: Playing video games for 12 hours straight
3. Task 3: Writing a novel-length treatise on the history of socks
4. Task 4: Reorganizing your sock drawer

Step 2: Prioritize Your Triggers

Now that you have your triggers, prioritize them based on their relative importance to your well-being. If you can't resist the siren song of cat videos, put them at the top of your list.

1. Task 1: Binge-watching cat videos on YouTube
2. Task 2: Playing video games for 12 hours straight
3. Task 3: Writing a novel-length treatise on the history of socks
4. Task 4: Reorganizing your sock drawer