Task Swarming 101

Swarming: the art of tackling multiple tasks at once while appearing to do nothing productive.

Warning: excessive swarming may lead to feelings of accomplishment, guilt-free leisure time, and/or existential dread.

Step 1: Gather tasks

1. Scatter tasks across multiple platforms for maximum confusion.
2. Stack tasks in a towering monolith for maximum intimidation.
3. Split tasks into tiny, bite-sized pieces for maximum fragmentation.