1. The Art of Extreme Prolonging
A delicate balance between the thrill of the task and the agony of the deadline. We've all been there, done that. But have you ever considered taking it to the extreme? Like, really extreme? Like, 'I'm going to watch 12 hours of cat videos and then get back to work' extreme?
Learn how to take your procrastination game to the next level2. Creative Reasoning: The Art of Rationalizing Your Procrastination
You know what they say, 'If at first you don't succeed, fudge it and pretend you did.' We're taking a different approach, though. Our technique involves creating an elaborate narrative to justify your procrastination. Like, 'Oh, I'm not procrastinating, I'm just recharging my creative energies for a major breakthrough.'
Discover the art of rationalizing your procrastination3. The Ancient Art of Squirrel-ination
A technique so old it's new again. Simply stare at a squirrel for an extended period. The longer, the better. Trust us, it's a productivity booster.
Unlock the power of Squirrel-ination