Procrastination Policies: Creative Distractions

For when you're feeling stuck, but still want to appear productive.

Policy 1: Deliberate Derp - Spend 30 minutes contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Policy 2: Flashy Gifs - Watch an endless loop of cat videos, but only if they're animated.

Policy 3: Overly Optimistic Odysseys - Plan an elaborate fantasy vacation, but only if it involves a unicorn.

Policy 4: Mind Ninjas - Train yourself to be a master of mental acrobatics, but only if it involves solving a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed.

Remember, procrastination is an art form.

Further Reading

For when you've exhausted all else.

Note: The subpages are fictional and not linked to actual content. They are intended to be humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of procrastination and creative distractions.