Technique 23: The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Also known as 'The Art of Doing Nothing,' this venerable technique involves the strategic avoidance of productivity.

Step 1: Create a to-do list, then promptly lose it down the couch cushions.

Step 2: Find a more engaging video game, one with better graphics and more 'explosions.'

Step 3: Craft a compelling excuse, then practice it in front of a mirror.

Step 4: Reward yourself for your procrastination prowess with a snack.

By following these steps, you too can master the ancient art of procrastination!

Or, you know, just do something else. We won't judge.