Reports are emerging that Procrastination Techniques, the world-renowned leader in doing absolutely nothing, has made significant breakthroughs in the field of doing nothing.
We can confirm that our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts have developed the following techniques:
- Extreme binge-watching: Our researchers have discovered that watching 12 episodes of cat videos in a row is the key to unlocking the perfect procrastination session.
- Procrastination-by-association: Our team has learned that associating any task with a favorite hobby or activity can significantly reduce productivity.
- Time-traveling through Reddit: Our experts have found that getting lost in the never-ending threads of r/AskTheCommunity can be a highly effective way to avoid actual work.
Stay tuned for further updates as this breaking news story continues to unfold.
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