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Procrastination Techniques

Video Gaming Edition

Algorithmic Guide to Doing Nothing

Step 1: Optimize your idle time with our patented Procrastination Algorithm (PPA). Simply input your desired level of productivity and we'll generate a custom schedule for doing absolutely nothing.

Level 1: Play a game of Solitaire for exactly 47 minutes

Level 2: Watch cat videos for 2 hours and 14 minutes

Level 3: Learn the art of pixel art with a 3-hour tutorial

Or, for the truly advanced:

Master Level: Defeat the dreaded 'Procrastination Loop' with our expert guidance

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Learn how our algorithm works

Inner Loop: Where the magic happens

Outer Loop: Where the users cry for help