Procrastination Strategies

For when you'd rather be playing video games

Optimization of Fun Optimization of Snack Food

The Art of Doing Nothing

Procrastination: the ultimate productivity hack. When faced with a task, simply pretend it's not important, and focus on more pressing matters, like your fantasy football league or that one video game you've been playing for three years.

Or, you know, just check your phone. Repeatedly.

But don't just take our word for it: