Procrastination Techniques: Social Media Edition

Techniques 1-5

• 1. Scroll Through Instagram for 4 Hours
• 2. Watch Cat Videos on YouTube
• 3. Read Reddit Threads on a Topic You Already Know Everything About
• 4. Compare Your Life to Your Friend's Highlight Reel
• 5. Create a Fake Social Media Profile for Your Cat

Techniques 6-10

• 6. Post About Your Feelings to Facebook
• 7. Take a 10-Hour Zoom Tour of Your Own Living Room
• 8. Make a 10-Minute Video Essay About the Importance of Napping
• 9. Reorganize Your Favorite Social Media Apps for the 12th Time
• 10. Create a Social Media Challenge for Your Squirrel Friends