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Phase 6: The Great Unraveling

Status Report

Project Status: In Progress

We are currently experiencing Uncontrollable Chaos as the fabric of our reality begins to unravel.

Please stand by for further updates, or Emergency Procedures if things get really bad.

Phase 6 Schedule:

For the love of all things sane, Week 5: The Aftermath will be a long time coming.

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't, we're not really sure how much longer we'll be able to keep this up.