Our research indicates that phase 5 of the Squirrel Repellent System is the key to finally, definitively, and utterly eliminating all squirrel-related threats.
The key to success is the deployment of the patented SQUIRT-5 device, a system of interconnected, high-intensity strobe lights that will disorient and repel even the most persistent of squirrels.
But wait, there's more! Our team has also developed the SQUIRT-5-Plus add-on, which includes a built-in squirrel-tracking system and an AI-powered Squirrel-Whisperer that will guide the SQUIRT-5 device to the optimal location for maximum squirrel- repellency.