A: Squirrelinet System is a revolutionary new technology designed to rid your home of those pesky, nut-thieving rodents. It's like a force field, but without the force.
A: Unfortunately not. Those masked bandits are beyond our current tech.
A: It uses a combination of advanced algorithms, ultrasonic repellent frequencies, and a hint of sarcasm to keep those squirrels at bay.
P.S. Don't ask us about birds.
Get the latest on Squirrel Repellent System developments, squirrel-related news, and special promotions!
Not responsible for any damage caused by rogue squirrels.